New and Improved Edition of Mobile Burkha is finally here!

Introducing the newest edition of the Mobile Burkha– The simple and safe solution to allow women driving in Saudi Arabia!

This is a Society Approved way to enable women driving in Saudi Arabia.

Disclaimer: This is a satirical article and in order to fully comprehend it a sense of humor is essential. Reader discretion is advised. Please do not read any further in case you suffer from conditions such as HOI (Highly Offended Individual) or CRAP (Cranky Annoyed Person).

You might remember the previous Mobile Burkha model which was launched in 2013 for the October 26th Saudi Women Driving Campaign. The authorities rejected this model on the clauses of wrong color.

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Thankfully the engineers have made some adjustments and the all new and improved Mobile Burkha Model MB-KSA-007 is out!

This model was specifically designed keeping in mind the insecurities of many Saudi men when it comes to DVF (Driving While Female). The men who worry about the dangers of allowing women to drive can now breathe a sigh of relief!  With the MB-KSA-007 safety concerns always come first. Your females will be safe on the roads, and most importantly your honor will be safe too.

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The incredible MB-KSA 007 will hide your driving female from male gazes with a 100% guarantee. If the female driver needs to speak to a male police officer, it can be done from behind the safety of the Mobile Burkha. A small hole big enough to fit her driver’s license has been inserted in the front door for your peace of mind.

At the gas station the female does not need to exit the safety of the vehicle thanks to the special gas tank filling hole.

The Mobile Burkha will also benefit Saudi men as well as men of all nationalities who suffer from gaze-lowering problems (find a genius solution here: Lower Your Gaze Goggles).

The MB-KSA 007 will prevent the temptation of looking into other cars where females are in the driver’s seat. This has been shown scientifically to reduce accident rates worldwide*.

A sure Win-Win situation for everyone!

Available in three different colors: Black, Midnight Black and Dark Black.

Get all this for just 9,999 SAR only!!

SPECIAL OFFER! When purchasing the MB-KSA-007 you get a FREE Wife Tracking System! Designed for men that are tired of being the driver, but not quite liberal enough to trust the wife to go shopping on her own. Worry no more! The Wife Tracker will send you updates and real-time location details directly to your mobile phone.

To order call 1-800- WIFE-TRACKER



Blue Abaya has no affiliation with the Mobile Burkha.  Please note this post is labeled under ‘humor’ and ‘satire’ and not intended to offend anyone.

* according to studies conducted by common sense.



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  • KayJanuary 7, 2015 - 11:50 am

    I will go with midnight black!! Lol hilarious!ReplyCancel

    • LaylaJanuary 13, 2015 - 4:21 pm

      Midnight black is a classic option :)ReplyCancel

  • Umm GamarJanuary 9, 2015 - 6:19 pm

    I’ll go with the dark black. You can never be too sure whether black is dark enough to obstruct the male eyes.ReplyCancel

    • LaylaJanuary 13, 2015 - 4:25 pm

      true Umm Gamar! Better to be on the safe side :)ReplyCancel

  • HarrietJanuary 10, 2015 - 12:19 am

    I need one of these stat in midnight black!

    On a more serious note..If women were allowed behind the wheel would the mehram permission be needed?
    Can she drive alone or she must be chaperoned?

    There are so many variables involved I fear it will be too complex for authorities to tackle atm.


    • LaylaJanuary 13, 2015 - 4:27 pm

      Good questions Harriet,

      I’ve heard many different version of the “rules’ which would be imposed, one was that the women have to be married and over 35.
      It would kind of beat the purpose if a mahram needs to be with her though wouldn’t it? Because then she still would have to depend on the man to be home/available to take her.ReplyCancel

  • PINKJanuary 11, 2015 - 12:31 pm

    Why oh why can we not get this in PINK!!??ReplyCancel

    • LaylaJanuary 13, 2015 - 4:27 pm

      Pink would probably be too stand out and literally a traffic stopper!ReplyCancel

  • Noor KabirJanuary 25, 2015 - 9:16 am

    I will go for the midnight black. I can always accessorize with a pop of color. lol

    Agreed-The Queens of Saudi Arabia need to drive!ReplyCancel

    • LaylaJanuary 25, 2015 - 3:56 pm

      lol that’s so funny! What kind of accessory would your car have?ReplyCancel

  • داکت اسپلیتJanuary 29, 2015 - 11:05 pm

    that’s funny!!!!ReplyCancel

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  • FamidhaApril 29, 2016 - 8:00 am

    😂 midnight black! long time since a satirical post! Did you read an article in Saudi gazette where they listed the financial disadvantage if Saudi allows women to drive?ReplyCancel

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