Introducing the newest edition of the Mobile Burkha– The simple and safe solution to allow women driving in Saudi Arabia!
This is a Society Approved way to enable women driving in Saudi Arabia.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical article and in order to fully comprehend it a sense of humor is essential. Reader discretion is advised. Please do not read any further in case you suffer from conditions such as HOI (Highly Offended Individual) or CRAP (Cranky Annoyed Person).
You might remember the previous Mobile Burkha model which was launched in 2013 for the October 26th Saudi Women Driving Campaign. The authorities rejected this model on the clauses of wrong color.
This model was specifically designed keeping in mind the insecurities of many Saudi men when it comes to DVF (Driving While Female). The men who worry about the dangers of allowing women to drive can now breathe a sigh of relief! With the MB-KSA-007 safety concerns always come first. Your females will be safe on the roads, and most importantly your honor will be safe too.
The incredible MB-KSA 007 will hide your driving female from male gazes with a 100% guarantee. If the female driver needs to speak to a male police officer, it can be done from behind the safety of the Mobile Burkha. A small hole big enough to fit her driver’s license has been inserted in the front door for your peace of mind.
At the gas station the female does not need to exit the safety of the vehicle thanks to the special gas tank filling hole.
The Mobile Burkha will also benefit Saudi men as well as men of all nationalities who suffer from gaze-lowering problems (find a genius solution here: Lower Your Gaze Goggles).
The MB-KSA 007 will prevent the temptation of looking into other cars where females are in the driver’s seat. This has been shown scientifically to reduce accident rates worldwide*.
A sure Win-Win situation for everyone!
Available in three different colors: Black, Midnight Black and Dark Black.
Get all this for just 9,999 SAR only!!
SPECIAL OFFER! When purchasing the MB-KSA-007 you get a FREE Wife Tracking System! Designed for men that are tired of being the driver, but not quite liberal enough to trust the wife to go shopping on her own. Worry no more! The Wife Tracker will send you updates and real-time location details directly to your mobile phone.
To order call 1-800- WIFE-TRACKER
Blue Abaya has no affiliation with the Mobile Burkha. Please note this post is labeled under ‘humor’ and ‘satire’ and not intended to offend anyone.
* according to studies conducted by common sense.
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